There’s a Parasite graphic novel now. As far as the recycling of popular material, it’s as good a treatment as we can hope for when it comes to the modern masterpiece that is Parasite. Rather than an adaptation, it’s built out of Bong Joon-ho’s storyboards for the film, which, as long as people want to cash in on the property, this is a way to do it with some artistic integrity in a way that supplements and deepens our understanding of the film.

I’m not going to do a full take on this graphic novel partly because to do so would be to simply rehash my thoughts on the film.I wrote at the time I saw Parasite that the work of Bong Joon-ho “exhibit[s] a quietly mad poetics — like David Cronenberg but without men turning into human-fly hybrids—daring you to locate the insanity hidden at their center, an insanity that usually pertains to unequal socioeconomic relationships.” Bong’s work as a whole speaks in a register of waking unconsciousness, and Parasite specifically jars the viewer into a subtly altered state, even if that altered state may or may not be reality.

Most mainstream adaptations have a distinct quality of redundancy. In this way, the worst adaptations are those which hew particularly close to the source material. For example, I read The Hunger Games trilogy, which was fine, not by any means by particular cup of tea, but entertaining enough to sustain my attention through three books. The movies simply retold that story, but worse. They weren’t strong films and they did not contribute much of anything to my overall understanding of Suzanne Collins’ story. It’s just a way to sell The Hunger Games a second time.

Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining is a much better adaption. A relative of mine, a Stephen King superfan, loves to complain about its deviations from the book, but we saw what happened when adapters got closer in the abysmal 1997 mini-series. Kubrick’s unique take on Stephen King changes what needs to be changed and serves as a supplement, an addendum, an extension, rather than a redundancy. Contrary to the kneejerk elitist mantra that “the book was better”, Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining is a better movie than Stephen King’s The Shining was a book.

When we allow ourselves to see the relationship between books and movies as more than a downhill book-to-movie pipeline — in which books are printed with eyes on their prospective adaptations, which are then released with eyes on selling the (better, they invariably say) book all over again — we can really look at what it means to adapt an existing work to another medium.

Notice, for instance, that whenever a movie is based on a book, that fact makes itself clear in the opening credits, usually taking a high billing near the screenplay, producer, and director credit. “Based on the novel by So-And-So”, the film proudly declares. It’s a badge of honor.

When a movie is based on another movie, though, that fact tends to take a back seat, often appearing as essentially a footnote in the end credits (which, especially in the age when streaming video maddeningly cuts off the end credits, many people skip), a fact I noticed recently when watching The Departed, a remake of a film called Infernal Affairs. Being an adaptation of a novel is a thing to publicize, especially given the more authorial status of the novel, but being an adaptation of another movie — the dreaded remake — is something to begrudgingly admit. Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria, my favorite film of the past 21 years, is a rare exception that stamps its cinematic source material proudly on its opening credits, and fittingly, it’s a film that proves that adaptations thrive when they reject cult-like devotion to the source material.

Novelizations are, perhaps, a different beast. As a marginal yet ever-present part of the book-to-movie pipeline, novelizations are, as Alex Suskind writes in Vanity Fair, “a way for fans to feel more connected to a story or property they love”. Suskind’s piece is a defense of a genre that doesn’t get much respect in the media landscape: books are better than movie adaptations are better than remakes are better than novelizations, the hierarchy might go.

Suskind’s piece quotes novelization writer Alan Dean Foster: “It’s always amusing to me, you take a book, say, To Kill a Mockingbird, throw away three quarters of it and win an Academy Award for best adapted screenplay” … “But if you take a screenplay and add three quarters of original material to it–which is a much, much more difficult piece of writing–well, that’s by definition ‘hackwork.'” Foster’s defensiveness towards his craft is understandable, and I’d never suggest that any novel-writing be considered inherently hackish. I would, however, point out that it’s actually extremely difficult to adapt books into cogent screenplays. That’s because a movie is more than just a shaved book. We’re talking about two entirely different modes of storytelling, and to suggest that adapting a book simply involves tossing out part of that book is just plain wrong.

The Foster quote is also important because it suggests the same hierarchy that leads to the kneejerk claim that the movie was better. Because novelization involves more words, it must be harder. Because a book contains more detail, it must be better, as if the presence of detail found in a book somehow makes a work of art better. This is the commodification of storytelling, as if stories can be evaluated by weight.

I would counter that, in many cases, lack of detail can be preferable to viewers who enjoy, you know, having an imagination. While movie adaptations can be, and often are, criticized for ruining the reader’s mental image of the book, fewer people point out that film enables imaginative hole-filling in other ways that might be ruined by a novelization writer adding material not present in the original. More is not necessarily better.

For the most part, adaptations simply serve to reiterate the source material for either a new audience or for an audience that wants the same story they’ve already experienced. We’re living in the age of adaptation, a time when seemingly every piece of pop culture is based on something else or soon to be the basis for something else. Everything is something else in potentia. Form has become secondary to content and the marketability of that content across media. Art, these days, is only as good as its word count.

There are many well-worn and overused Jaws quotes (some of which I’ve grown to despise), but the one I love, and always turn over in my head, is when Brody, on the subject of Amity Island, tells Hooper that “it’s only an island if you look at it from the water”. I don’t know what it means, but I know it means something.

It’s that quote in particular that came to mind when I recently watched Land Jaws — that is to say, Tremors. It’s a movie that helped define my childhood, and re-watching the film only strengthened my memories of Tremors as one of the best monster movies of all time: a witty script, genuinely unsettling monsters, and a plot that stretches that childhood “the whole floor is lava” game into an entire film and makes it work, dammit.

In fact, I think that Tremors is the embodiment of that quote from Jaws, a monster movie about being stranded on an island in which no one is able to “look at it from the water”. The water has become a desert, and the monsters are adapting to it better than the humans.

Jaws is one of the most prototypical pieces of pop culture of all time. Before everything was Die Hard on a BLANK, there was Jaws, but with BLANK (even Spielberg’s earlier movie Duel has been retroactively deemed Jaws, but with a truck). This is not to say that Jaws itself was a particularly original premise. In many ways it’s boilerplate horror. But it was Spielberg’s skill, and the serendipitous timing of the film’s release in the midst of the New Hollywood and a restructuring of theatrical distribution methods, that made it an icon. Jaws set the tone for decades of cinema much more than Star Wars; this seemingly unassuming shark movie secretly underlies the more conscious parts of the cinematic brain.

It’s the cinematic equivalent of something that lurks underneath the surface, going unnoticed, that only reveals itself at unexpected, splashy moments. I can’t think of an actual thing that’s like that, but the point is clear nonetheless.

Even more than any other film, Jaws is a cinematic ur-event, a kind of psychic trauma that lasts to this day. No matter what film you’re watching, no matter what non-film thing you’re doing, there’s always the threat of Bruce the shark popping out of the water. Somehow psychoanalytic film theory has failed to account for this particular primal scene. I’m not in that school but I think Jaws is a film that haunts our collective consciousness. It’s a film about the development of our lives, our bodies, our minds. Somehow, Jaws is everything, to me at least. Jaws is the infinite, and in the words of Harvey Keitel in Mean Streets, “you don’t fuck around with the infinite.”

Tremors is an obvious antecedent of Jaws, but then, so is everything else.

One of my undertakings this previous Halloween season was to watch every single Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror” episode, all 30+ of them. Let’s see how I did.

Treehouse of Horror

Feel free to skip ahead to “The Raven”. It’s a legitimately good adaptation of Poe. Bart is perfectly cast as the titular bird.

Treehouse of Horror II

Perhaps the classic Treehouse of Horror episode, this is the first that begins to bleed the final story into the framing device. I like the Homer-in-the-box.

Treehouse of Horror III

An all-around great triptych here, it’s hard to beat Homer falling from the first floor of a tall building to the demise of his career.

Treehouse of Horror IV

We’re squarely in the golden age of these Treehouses, and once again it’s hard to find a bad moment in these segments. Flanders is also perfectly cast as the devil.

Treehouse of Horror V

The best Treehouse of Horror. Watch it and agree or disagree.

Treehouse of Horror VI

Another great episode, maybe the last truly great Treehouse of Horror. Watch it for Groundskeeper Willie as Freddy Krueger.

Treehouse of Horror VII

The first two segments are flawed, but “Citizen Kang” is my single favorite Treehouse of Horror segment. Some of the best election satire this side of Bob Roberts.

Treehouse of Horror VIII

Now they’re starting to get hard to watch.

Treehouse of Horror IX

Promising premises that don’t live up to their potential.

Treehouse of Horror X

I like Lucy Lawless here. Other than that this is a pretty bad one.

Treehouse of Horror XI

The dolphin one is almost good.

Treehouse of Horror XII

Meh.

Treehouse of Horror XIII

“The Right to Creep and Scare Harms” is the most tortured title I’ve ever seen, and that’s from someone who watches Bob’s Burgers.

Treehouse of Horror XIV

Bad.

Treehouse of Horror XV

Also bad.

Treehouse of Horror XVI

Sometimes I wish I could get turned into my Halloween costume. But that’s usually because my costume is “me, but less crazy.”

Treehouse of Horror XVII

The one with Orson Welles is actually pretty good.

Treehouse of Horror XVIII

How exactly is “Mr. & Mrs. Simpson” supposed to be horror?


I guess that’s where I stopped, shortly before writer’s block took me. I think I got further into the episodes than this, because I know I watched the “Thanksgiving of Horror” episode in season 31, of which the “A-Gobble-Ypto” segment was actually kind of ingenious. Go figure, when The Simpsons breaks from doing the same thing for thirty years, they can produce some genuinely enjoyable television.

Some of the best moments in these episodes don’t even come from the episode; instead, the opening sequences can outshine the episode itself, including Guillermo del Toro’s opener from “Treehouse of Horror XXIII”, which I’m pretty sure has a Phantom of the Paradise reference in it. I’m too lazy/disinterested to rewatch and check. A couple other episodes have good opening sequences too. Again, it seems when The Simpsons either A) lets another artist have at it or B) breaks from stagnant convention they can actually be good.

It does also seem that The Simpsons gradually dropped the “horror” from “Treehouse of Horror” and the yearly episode became a repository of anything that couldn’t be justified in what passed for Simpsons realism. In this way, many of the series’ most imaginative concepts (alongside many of the more derivative) are compressed into a few minutes as one third of an anthology episode and therefore don’t land very well.

But then I’m tired of talking about The Simpsons. Let’s talk about something else please. I just watched Wallace Shawn read “Why I Call Myself a Socialist” on YouTube. With theatrical whimsy Shawn focuses less on dry materialist critique and instead emphasizes the psychic narratives involved in assignation of strict, reductive (and “productive”) roles to members of society. You should watch that video. In fact, I’m going to list a bunch of other things you should watch instead of The Simpsons.

  • Painting with John on HBO Max (see also my article last night)
  • My Dinner with André, which features Wallace Shawn
  • The Princess Bride, which also features Wallace Shawn, this time shouting “inconceivable!” a lot
  • the Toy Story franchise, featuring Wallace Shawn as a toy dinosaur
  • just anything involving Wallace Shawn, seriously, he’s delightful
  • video game speed runs
  • old clips of The Majority Report that dunk on Meghan McCain (there are plenty, and they are worth it for Michael Brooks’ McCain impression alone)
  • Truth to Power, a documentary on the music and activism of System of a Down’s Serj Tankian
  • Jacobin’s YouTube series Weekends with Ana Kasparian and Nando Vila
  • a sunset
  • the new episode of Last Week Tonight (John Oliver covers Andrew Cuomo and dives deep into police raids)
  • The Hobbit (bad, but not as bad as the current era of The Simpsons)
  • a plastic bag drifting in the wind (weird, but also the only morally defensible part of American Beauty)
  • Dawn of the Dead (the Romero version, not the Snyder version, or honestly even the Snyder version, you do you)
  • Thom Andersen’s documentary Los Angeles Plays Itself
  • the pairing of Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, such as A Bit of Fry and Laurie and Jeeves and Wooster
  • the first 7 seasons of The Simpsons
  • paint dry

THE END, although not of The Simpsons, not ever.

 

Fishing with John is a fishing show by and for people who don’t care about fishing, at least not in the grand scheme of things. The real story is the cosmos. But now that everything old is new again — or should that be everything you think is new is already old — we also have Painting with John, a painting show for people who don’t care about television. Continue reading “Fishing and Painting with John”

 

I just watched a story on The Damage Report where they discussed a what turned out to be a deadly gender reveal party stunt gone wrong. And I just… can’t fucking even with this nonsense. Don’t make fucking bombs for a gender reveal party. Don’t do anything that could start a goddamned wildfire for a gender reveal party. In fact, I’ll go out on a limb and say stop doing gender reveal parties. They’re a bad idea regardless of whether or not someone dies or a wildfire ignites. Continue reading “Gender Terror”

I. Wizards Needs to Stop Pandering to Marxists

Magic: The Gathering is no stranger to crossovers. Famously, or infamously, they sold a Secret Lair product with mechanically unique cards based on Walking Dead characters. At the time I thought it was a stupid cash grab designed to life money from my wallet with little regard to the health and integrity of Magic. But honestly I think they’ve won me over with their latest crossover product, a Secret Lair Drop titled “Intellectual Titans of the Modern Left”. Specifically meant for Commander, this drop lets you show up with decks built around mechanically unique commanders including Noam Chomsky, Slavoj Žižek, Naomi Klein, and more to be announced. So far, we only have details on one card. Continue reading “Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars”

 

For my Unpopular Opinion of the Day, I would like to propose that Star Wars (the whole of it) is bad where films like Barbarella and, slightly more self-consciously, Flash Gordon are good films. Barbarella is genius not because it’s more ridiculous fun than Star Wars (which it is) but because it understands better the role of cinema: not as commodity but as communion. It’s much the same reason that David Cronenberg’s Crash is a masterpiece of thoughtful post-humanism while Paul Haggis’ Crash some 10 years later is basically a polished turd in the shape of an Academy Award. Two car crashes, two wildly divergent results. Continue reading “A Study in Divergent Car Crashes”

 

This week society is having a debate about the well-known sex act colloquially referred to as a “lush rimjob”. Many people find the act singularly disgusting and have painted it as such over the past week. Others are highlighting the profound influence the act has had on the sexual mores of the United States, often without producing many details of just what that influence has been. Continue reading “The Lush Rimjob: An Examination”

 

With everyone talking about the 30th anniversary of The Silence of the Lambs, I thought I’d take a second to discuss what I think is the single worst legacy of the film. It’s not the propagation of transgender stereotypes through the character of Buffalo Bill; as a trans woman, I (like many other trans women) will be the first to tell you that Buffalo Bill’s legacy is more complicated than just “grrrr, bad”. In fact, I (like many other trans women) have a particular nuanced fondness for Ted Levine as transgender (yes, transgender) serial killer Jame Gumb. But that’s a story for another day. This article is about how The Silence of the Lambs obliterated a better movie from our cultural memory: Michael Mann’s 1986 Thomas Harris adaptation Manhunter, celebrating its 35th anniversary this same year. Continue reading “Body Warp: Images as Lies in ‘Manhunter’”

Welcome to the first installment of what may or may not become a recurring feature here on Unstrung Nerves in which I watch various flavors of conservative zealots attempt to make movies and laugh at how bad they suck at it. That said, it kind of breaks my heart to write about this particular film here, because A) it scarcely qualifies as cinema and B) I feel genuinely ashamed for sitting all the way through it. But I did. This is about the multi-hour election rant and/or “docu-movie” Absolute Proof, which is either Mike Lindell’s batshit fever dream or a triumphant return to form for legendary mockumentarian Christopher Guest. Continue reading “Happily Ever After: Mike Lindell and Absolute Proof”